I have a confession to make.
I hate housework. I mean, really,
really loathe it. I find it mind-numbingly
boring and exhausting. Not to mention
soul destroying. Nothing gets me down
more than having spent an entire day blitzing the house, only to find the same
stuff dirty again the next day. Like dishes. And clothes.
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Feels like Groundhog Day..... |
But in the interest of hygiene, I persevere. All the while muttering about how housework is
killing my creativity and “doing my head in”.
I’ve tried changing my attitude – being grateful for my home and the privilege
of having a body that can perform the tasks necessary – but that only lasts so
long. I have even embarked on a massive reorganisation project in the hopes that this will make tidying up a breeze. (this
project has now affectionately been named “Mission Impossible”)
I have always been under the illusion that EVERYONE hates
housework (with the possible exception of Martha Stewart, although I am
convinced that all her crafty projects are merely a diversion in order for her to
avoid cleaning her house.)
But to my astonishment, I have discovered that there are actually
people out there who enjoy cleaning their homes. Yes, you read right. They like it.
Take Shannon Lush for example. Her love of housework and her passion to find
environmentally friendly alternatives to store-bought cleaning products have
resulted in numerous books, a radio show and a television program. (you can catch the latter on the Home Channel
on DSTV.
Shannon has four rules for her cleaning tips:
- They have to work.
- They have to require equal or less elbow grease or effort than traditional methods.
- They have to do the least possible damage to the planet
- They have to be as inexpensive as possible.
I’ll be honest, I was sceptical.
I started off small, with Shannon’s most basic (and seemingly
favourite) cleaning ingredients. Bicarb
and vinegar. I know, right? Sounds crazy.
But it actually works! She has
what she calls a two-sponge method, but I was not even going to commit to
buying two sponges before knowing whether this was legit. I used a cloth. And cleaned the bath.
Take a cloth.
Sprinkle some bicarb on it. Spray
with vinegar. While it’s fizzing, wipe
the bath down. Then rinse. Fantastic!
You can also use bicarb and vinegar to clean a dirty or
blocked drain. You pour 1/4 to 1/2 a cup
of bicarb into the drain. Wait 20
minutes and then add 1 cup of white vinegar. A chemical reaction occurs which scours
the pipe. Wait a couple of minutes and pour a jug of boiling water into the
drain to flush it clean. I have also
tried this and it works like a dream.
I have to admit, the fizzing thing is cool. Makes it quite, dare I say…fun? I now don’t mind so much that I have to keep cleaning
the bath. I skip down the passage, with
my bicarb and vinegar in hand. “Off to
get my fizz on, darling”, I reply when questioned.
I have learnt a few other neat tricks. Like using 1 teaspoon of lavender oil mixed
with 1 litre of water in a spray bottle as an all-purpose cleaner. There are apparently over 200 antiseptic compounds
in lavender oil, which makes it perfectly sanitary.
And who knew that oil of cloves kills mould? Shannon suggests using it to get rid of the
mould in your shower.
She has loads of other tips and methods, which you can find
here.
And look out for
future posts where I will share more eco-friendly gems I have come across in my
quest to make housework easier.
As my mother always says…..
“They say housework never killed anyone. But why risk it?”